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    June 09

    Animal football match

    One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.

    Then came the second half...

    First play: The elephant runs the ball up the middle. WAP!! Tackled for a five yard loss.

    The little animals go back to the huddle cheering and congratulating each other.

    "Who made that tackle?" asked the ant.

    "I did," said the centipede.

    Second play: The rhinoceros runs the ball up the middle. WHOMP!! Tackled for another five yard loss.

    Back in the huddle the flea asked, "Who made that great stop?" "I did," said the centipede.

    Third play: The gorilla tries an end sweep, led by the hippo throwing the lead blocks. SMACK!! Centipede tackles him for a ten yard loss.

    Back in the huddle, the gnat asked the centipede, "Where were you in the first half?"

    The centipede replied, "Puttin' on my shoes!"

     

       

     

     

     

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    Marijawrote:
    hi
    thanx for stopping by and for the birthday wishes... i am still on holiday and enjoying every minute of it...  your space is looking great... i love your blogs... especially the one about the world cup rules... hehehe... well gotta run... so much to do before Germany plays tonight... have a great day...
    take care
    marija
    June 14
    good morning.. just doing some blog hopping before i head off to work.. this time i wont be late.. hehehehe
    anyways.. have a great day... keep smiling.. keep shining and most of all keep safe..
    smiles and hugsss...
    here is a wee small gif for you..
    hope the link works..
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    June 14
    Katy Breezes through....
    With a "Hi" and a
    "How are you?"
     
    Hugs n love,
    katy
    June 14
    Myta Peterswrote:
    Hullo,
    Thanks for visiting my space.
    I liked this blog, it is funny.
    Have a great week.
    Regards, Myta
    June 13
    Bethanwrote:
    Hi thanks for comment on my space. I really like that with the centipede, brought a smile to my face lol.
    Take care Bethy xxx <smiles>
    June 11

    HEY;;            <3

     

    ThanksPhorTehComment, like yewr space =D

     

    Teh leetle girl in yewr PhotoAlbum..

     

    [Abbigail] I thinkless

    She is verreh kool mit g o r g e o u s jewellery XD

     

    F a n k o o again phor c.o.m.m.e.n.t.i.n.g meee..

    xoxo                        x

    June 10

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